we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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