Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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