like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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