If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
