SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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