i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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