Yo dont text me then not text me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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