What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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