Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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