she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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