My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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