The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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