We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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