five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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