It's Friday. Sex?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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