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I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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