just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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