Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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