i was rollin on her like bob the builder
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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