so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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