Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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