So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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