What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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