im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
How's work?
Spinning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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