I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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