Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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