just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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