How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
