Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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