youre lurking in front of me
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he just fucked me for my cheese.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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