Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I supernannyed him into submission
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