Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The power of my boobs compel you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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