Since when is my name a synonym for head?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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