Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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