Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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