why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
