she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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