What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have post one night stand depression
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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