I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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