He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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