paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
God, I missed his penis.
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