Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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