If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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