mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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