they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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