home. puking in laundry basket.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
