I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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