"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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