Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize