so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We're too hungover to prance.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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