Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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