You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The air taste purple.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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