I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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